I was doing so well. A year in exile at a theater in Pennsylvania had me completely out of the *NSYNC loop. Even after my release into the wilds of pop culture in March, a combination of shockingly slow Internet dial-up and a single phone line has left me still virtually loopless, reliant on the kindness of strangers (and my fellow gurls) to keep me informed of any updates in … [Read more...] about Flying Solo, Take 2
Special Report: On the Line Premiere
Through our incredible amount of clout in the world of entertainment; the fear and awe in which we are held by the movers and shakers of Hollywood - not to mention the amazing generosity of a friend - Amy and I were able to attend the New York premiere of On the Line, and there's nothing we'd rather do than share the dirt with you. Before we get to the movie, however, let's … [Read more...] about Special Report: On the Line Premiere
Your Required Celebrity Breakdown
It is with a profound sense of shame that I admit that, um, IdonotyetowntheimportversionofCelebrity. I know, I know. What the hell am I thinking? How can I truly call myself a popgurl? Oh, but it gets worse: I've missed all The Boys' appearances for, like, the last month. For two straight weeks the only radio I heard was Adult Album Alternative format. I saw nary a movie, I … [Read more...] about Your Required Celebrity Breakdown
Pop Frickin’ Odyssey, Baby
I’ve been putting this off for days now. The Concert Review. It’s grown until it’s reached fully capitalized stature in my mind, and I’ve been trying and trying to figure out what my issue is; why what should be an amusing exercise in lust and deconstruction has somehow become a looming monster with teeth. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy the show. Hoo, no. My glazed expression … [Read more...] about Pop Frickin’ Odyssey, Baby
Special Report: Bloomingdales
Brief explanatory note for those not living in the NY metropolitan area: On the evening of May 24th, 2001, an in-store appearance was made by Chris Kirkpatrick, the Goblin King himself, to promote the new FuManSkeeto spring line. Following is a dispatch from the front lines. Before I start, I would just like to say that the following relation of my experience is in no way a … [Read more...] about Special Report: Bloomingdales