Woe is the busty girl. Not that we mind being busty (quite often, we rather enjoy our curvyness), it’s just that we’re a little fed up with the lack of love we’re feeling from bra designers. Those lovely pieces you see in the Victoria’s Secret window will barely cover just one of our breasts, and we’re left to slink around the department store lingerie sections hoping against hope that we may actually find something that doesn’t better suit our grandmothers.
In our 20 Questions with Pamie, she outlined some points of the busty girl’s manifesto:
- Big Boobs Deserve Prettier Bras. Quit making us look like JC Penny’s ads from the 50’s.
- My Eyes Are Eighteen Inches Above Them. And they’re blue. Every once in a while, check them out.
- When You Pretend To Give Me a Back Rub, I Can Tell When You’re Going In For A Sidefeel. I’m not an idiot, asshole.
- You Want Big Boobs On a Girl, You Must Love the Booty. One doesn’t come without the other, and I do believe they’re made of the exact same material. Don’t be a curvist.
We PopGurls wholeheartedly support the above, and have a few issues of our own that we’d like to add.
Lament of the Large-Breasted Woman by Dacey
Okay, do you have ANY idea how demoralizing it is when minimizers are too small?
7 Days, 6 Bras by Amanda
Dear Diary: Today I wore a new bra to work.
This Might Be the Perfect Bra by Amy
I tell everyone I know how much I love it. I expounded on its virtues to strangers in a Chicago department store.
Just DDon’t Tell Me That by Michelle, Amanda, Amy
There comes a time when you just have to say “enough.” In the world of lingerie, it’s hitting double letters.
And our, uhm, little Melynee weighs in from the other side of the fence:
Of all the gurls, I am the least endowed.
My shirts have never been unduly stressed.
I haven’t yet left anybody wowed
With the voluminousness of my breast.
No Playboy photogs yell for their trusty
Assistants in my presence. “Camera, please!”
But just because I can’t be termed busty
Does not mean I resent my mammaries.
When I put on a dress that has no back
I never worry where the bra-line hits.
I do just fine support-free with my rack,
Unlike those girls who have enormous tits.
If I were giv’n the power to choose ’em,
I’d stick with my own natural bosom.