Lisa • The effect is totally lost if you don’t have the shotgun cocking sound in the background.

Amanda • Chasing Liberty is a surprisingly delightful adventure.

Melynee • The Hulk is a mixed bag.

Xiola • As a lover of all things horror, I couldn’t wait to see it.

Michelle • You love it! You hate it! Who cares!

Amanda • Creator of TV shows. CIA assassin. Boring story.

Melynee • Waking Life, by Richard Linklater is not a movie for the faint of heart. Or, perhaps more accurately, for the faint of mind.

Michelle, Vanessa • Small spoilers inside.

Melynee • It wasn’t dressed up; there wasn’t a string underscore to cue me that this was a “sad” moment, there were no close-ups or dramatic lighting.

Amanda • Or those who don’t: the Zoolander review.

Amanda • Did Cusack and Piven steal this plot from you-know-who?

Amanda • Does Legally Blond 2 taste great, or is it less filling?

Michelle • A helpful, yet spoiler-filled, guide to get you sanely through Gangs of New York.

Shana, Amy • Havana Nights doesn’t have a smidgen of the sizzle.

Mala • A very esimple primer for the uninitiated flim junkie.

Amy • Crossroads plays out like a bad fanfic written by a preteen.

Amanda • I think that, probably, if I were able to turn off my psychosis radar for five minutes, I would be gushing about Mandy Moore’s performance or Heather Matarazzo’s cute shoes.

Amanda • Is that the best they could come up with to end the American Pie franchise?

Amanda • To accept the things we cannot change, like this movie

Anthony Imm. • A trip to San Diego’s 2004 Comic Con.

Amy, Amanda • Amy and Amanda are split on The Italian Job.

Michelle, Amy • Yes, yes, Grease is by far the superior product. But there is something so toe-tappingly spectacular about a roomful of people way too old to be playing teenagers chasing each other around a classroom asking “Where does…

Liz B • Bill Hader + Bill Hader? Rashida Jones + Allison Janney? Robert Downey Jr + Stephen Colbert? Ten movies that you NEED to see.

Amanda • A little gem with one of the sexiest moments in recent cinematic history.

Shana • Despite the sexual harrassment, Flashdance is refreshing.

Jessica • Daria, Juliana Hatfield, 120 Minutes, Elastica, Garbage, “Live Through This” and more.

Kathy Adams • I’m probably not the best choice to give a review of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. I’m sure I’m right at the heart of the intended audience.

Amanda • Johnny Depp is the gayest pirate ever to hit the mainstream. There is, perhaps, gay porn where the actors pretend to be pirates, and that possibly might be more gay.

Kathy Adams • My head wants to love it, but my heart remains largely unmoved.

Alana • Wherein she finds illegal smoking sexy on Jim Jarmusch.