Look, I’m not usually this forward. I’m more of a wait-and-let-him-make-the-first-move kind of girl. But I’ve been coming here, to the UCB Theater in Chelsea, approximately four times a month for the past however-many months, and you still haven’t gotten the hint. I swear one time we made extended eye contact during a show, but even as we gazed deep into each other’s eyes while … [Read more...] about Zach Woods: Why We Need to Bone
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Ain’t Nothing But a Shoe Thing
There are lots of women in the world who own more shoes than I do, and I'm jealous of each and every one of them. I mean, when I found out in the course of writing this article that I only own 50 pair of shoes - 49 featured here, as one pair ended up in the trash by the day's end - I was supremely disappointed. THIS is the paltry count that has my husband in a tizzy? THIS is … [Read more...] about Ain’t Nothing But a Shoe Thing
What Makes Sexy?
We all know what constitutes sexy – our society spends much of its time flaunting sexy at us from singers to actors to commercials to models to movies. Sexy is short skirts and tight tops and naked flesh and words that get bleeped on everything but HBO and Showtime. Except, well, it's not. Over the past few months, I've found myself reevaluating all the things I think are … [Read more...] about What Makes Sexy?
Josh Holloway Lights My Fire
When I was in the sixth grade, my best friend and I had a crush on a boy named Jason. Jason was a year older, and was that intelligent-preppy-nerdy-sweet type of guy who wouldn’t be attractive to other girls for a couple of years. My friend and I had actual conversations where we patted ourselves on the backs for our good taste. How smart, how unselfish we were, to have chosen … [Read more...] about Josh Holloway Lights My Fire
Eliza Dushku Slays Us
Michelle: Eliza is all about attitude. Her bad-ass slayer saved season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in many ways. From the minute Faith burst on the scene she was a complex, unique character. There's a scene in the episode "Faith, Hope and Trick" where Faith is trying to keep it together after realizing that a vampire who tortured and killed her watcher is coming after her, … [Read more...] about Eliza Dushku Slays Us