I know we should be leaving the Britster alone — and really, we are. Because I really came away from that horrible VMA performance thinking that she just looked really sad. Like Popnography said, “I didn’t expect that she would have also forgotten how to dance. And how to seduce us! How to hold us in the palm of her hand, sexy and sure and confident we’d do anything she asked.” She forgot to be Britney, and that’s just wrong.
But she’s certainly not the first chick to go batshit in a big way, and she won’t be the last. Maybe Britney just needs to take a page from another spectacle of sorts, Miss Tyra Banks of America’s Next Top Model. Just let it all out, baby, and embrace the madness. I came across this little gem and I can tell you, I won’t be missing:
On the next Tyra Banks Show, Britney Gives Her MORE!